Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck



New CD!

Totally Average Woman

Carla's 6th CD is here!

13 tracks, recorded in 2 studios (L.A. and Nashville).

Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny.

Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking?

Why, this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.


Preview the whole thing - or just buy it- at bandcamp or CDBaby.

Also on itunes,, and numerous other streaming outlets

and through Southern Fried Filk and Dodeka Records.

Not a fan of credit cards? Click to order by check.

Here's the first song on the CD: