Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck

 
 

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Totally Average Woman - comedy music CD

It's here! It's here! It's here!

Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny. (studio album with full band).

Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking? Why this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.

 

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Tracks:

Joe's Ex-Girlfriends

Gotta Start Smokin'

Man Pants

If You're Goin' To China

Totally Average Woman

Cheek to Cheek

Aunt Flow Rag

Dr Pepper

Ragnarok

Break Away

Needless Dissection

Swamp Thing

Before Autotune

 

 

Full Set of Carla's CDs - 5-CD set

Get all 5 of Carla's in-print CDs!


Her Fabulous Debut (with acoustic band in the studio)- heard on Pandora

Professional Smart Aleck (live, solo) - heard on Pandora

Sick Humor (full band in studio, all funny medical songs) - heard on SiriusXM's Laugh USA

Live From Outer Space (live, solo) - recorded at XM Radio's studio

Totally Average Woman (full band in studio)- brand new!

 

 

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Live From Outer Space - CD

Carla's 5th CD, recorded at XM Radio's Performance Theater.

Tracks:
Let It Go
The Force
My Love Is...
I Hope You're Happy
The Scooter Store
Duet With a Klingon
Bad Song Ideas
Big Hit Medley
One Good Song
Scrambled Eggs
North vs. South... Carolina
Making Gramma Laugh
It's Never Polite To Ask a Girl How Old She Is
Tombstones
Coffee Enemas
We Don't Need a WalMart
Dating For Dummies
Me Neither
How To Become a Folksinger
If I Had the Copyright (The F-Word Song, bleeped)
Duet With a Klingon (Studio version)

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Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness - CD

Carla's 3rd CD, Sick Humor (her best-seller), is a collection of funny medical songs from someone who's been there.

"Back in the 1960s, author Norman Cousins first twined the provinces of humor and healing. Consider this release an update, the musical, funnier version for the 2000s." -Kevin and Maxine’s Celtic & Folk Music CD Reviews

"Ulbrich is more than a funny lady though; she is the embodiment of what was once the American Spirit. Despite facing great adversity in the form of major medical problems such as kidney failure and a debilitating stroke in 2002, Ulbrich picked herself up, dusted herself off and got back on her rockin’ horse." - The Examiner

A marvelous and heartfelt (and very funny, of course) piece of work. - Dr Demento


Love it. Cure for the blues. - John McLaughlin, WMUC
 
Absolutely brilliant parodies, I nearly got
in a wreck a couple of times I was laughing so hard. And the production was fantastic... - Tony Fabris

10 parodies from the patient's perspective on topics such as waiting rooms, losing your butt, bad phlebotomists, peeing in a jug, and prednisone. This is her best-selling CD. Highly recommended for nurses, medical staff and those with a chronic illness - and a sense of humor. Makes a great gift.

Tracks:

01. Sittin' in the Waiting Room
02. On the Commode Again
03. Patient 2946065
04. Prednisone
05. What If Your Butt Was Gone
06. (Happy to Be) Stuck by You
07. Little Brown Jug
08. The Colon
09. (I'm A) Specialist

10. I Got Tremors

 

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Professional Smart Aleck - CD

Carla's 2nd CD: a live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC. Humorous songs about dating, wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs.

Tracks:

I Have To Kill You Now

A Name is a Name (My Name is Carla)

That's Alright Now Mama (instr.)

The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song)

The Wedgie

How to Build a Log Cabin (for dummies)

Toasted Chicken Sandwich

Candy and Gum

Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs

The Teachers of Clempson

Cascade

Would You Rather Be Paid

Therapy Works

What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone

Bonus track

 

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Her Fabulous Debut (1999) - CD

Carla's 1st CD, now in its third pressing. Recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say.

Tracks:

01. Please Do Something Stupid
02. Boy Wonder
03. It Reminds Me Of You
04. What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone
05. Love To Learn
06. Love Connection
07. Nothing To Say
08. Not Your Jesus
09. Wolf
10. Toasted Chicken Sandwich
11. Zipadeedoodah
 

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How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? - book

Collection of short, funny, inspiring essays about dealing with chronic illness and living well. How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? Reclaim Your Health with Humor, Creativity, and Grit. Received Seal of Approval from the Lupus Foundation of America, and is the publisher's Best Seller. Great read for anyone suffering with a chronic illness, or caring for someone who is.