Carla Ulbrich: Songs
Toasted Chicken Sandwich
(Carla Ulbrich)
February 20, 2003
Glenn Hanson
Live version of this song (written by my cousin).
Several years after recording the song, Joe proposed to me in the middle of me performing it at a convention in Orlando. (I said yes. He was wearing a penguin costume- how could I say no?)
Well I almost decided to marry you
But that ain't the right thing for me to do
I don't love ya darlin’ can't you see
It's the Toasted Chicken Sandwich and the big glass of sweet ice tea
All those nights I dated you at your home
It wasn't 'cause I didn't wanna be alone
It's because of those great snacks you fixed for me
Like a toasted chicken sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea
I was always sweet I was never rude
But before I'd kiss you I'd ask for food
You'd buzz through the kitchen like a bumblebee
And fix a Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea
You thought your food was the key to my heart
Now I realize you're kinda smart
There's only one way to marry me
That's a Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea
You ain't that good lookin'
But I like your cookin'
Get into that kitchen
Bring me some chicken
You're makin' me high
When I look at that thigh
Of a Toasted Chicken Sandwich
A finger lickin' sandwich
Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea
Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea
Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea