Carla Ulbrich: Buy Stuff
Leftovers - CD
Now available again! Rare tracks CD. Only 200 "real" copies. If you want one, do not delay.
You can also buy MP3s from this CD below (scroll down).
You can also buy MP3s from this CD below (scroll down).
- Add to CCNow Cart click on the yellow text to the left that says "add to ccnow cart"
- processed by CCNow; packed and delivered by Carla and her elves.
- get the CD at CD Baby
Her Fabulous Debut - CD
Carla's 1st CD, recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say. In its 3rd pressing.
- Get Her Fabulous Debut at CD Baby
- Download MP3s from Her Fabulous Debut at iTunes
- Add to CCNow Cart Get the CD from Carla
- Already know what you want? CCNow processes the order, Carla's "assistant" mails it. This option is good if you want an autographed CD (please specify on order page).
Professional Smart Aleck (live) - CD
Carla's 2nd CD, a live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC in October 2001. General humor about dating, Wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs. Released in Feb. 2003.
- Get Professional Smart Aleck at CD Baby
- Download songs from Professional Smart Aleck from iTunes
- Add to CCNow Cart Get the CD from Carla
- CCNow processes the order, Carla's "assistant" mails it.
Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness - CD
Carla's 3rd CD. 10 parodies from the patient's perspective on topics such as waiting rooms, losing your butt, bad phlebotomists, peeing in a jug, and prednisone. Highly recommended for nurses and medical staff(not doctors, though) and those with a chronic illness and a sense of humor.
- Get the Sick Humor CD at CD Baby
- Download MP3s of songs from Sick Humor at itunes
- Add to CCNow Cart Get the CD from Carla
- Back in stock! Also available on itunes.
MP3s from "Leftovers" - MP3s
Don't need the actual CD? Click on the song title to buy the MP3 of the song right here.
- We Don't Need a WalMart (w/ Bob Malone)
- from the CD "Leftovers"
- What If Your girlfriend Was Gone (Electric Country version)
- from the CD "Leftovers"
- If I Did It
- One of my least tasteful songs. but is there any other way to write about this topic and do it justice?
- W is Listening
- A little ditty about wiretapping that I was hoping would become obsolete. Sadly, no. They're still tapping away.
- What If Your Butt Was Gone (rap version)
- from "Leftovers." with Mark Johnson, recorded in Nashville 2003.
- Snickers
- from "Leftovers." If they believed in truth in advertising, this would be the real jingle for the snickers bar.
- Guardian Angel (Nashville version)
- from "Leftovers." This is the newer version of this song.
- The Nth Day of Xmas
- from "Leftovers." The sad but true tale of my first attempt to pass algebra.
- Boy Wonder (electric version)
- from the CD "Leftovers"
- Put It On the List
- from the CD "Leftovers"
- Open the Car Door
- from the "Leftovers" CD
F word song - CD single
2 versions- bleeped and unbleeped (both recorded live).
Exclusive MP3s (not available elsewhere) - MP3s
These are MP3s that are not on any CDs. You can only get them here.
- National A**hole Directory
- This song appeared on The FuMP Compilation Vol. 8.
- Duet with a Klingon (live, solo)
- It's a "duet," done solo. Live at Main Street Cafe.
- Now and Later (w/ Grant Livingston)
- Rare track: This is a recording of me and Grant Livingston (on guitar) from (the now defunct) Main Street Cafe in Homestead, FL. We were giving out goofy door prizes. This is the only time we ever performed this song.
- Cheney's Got Your Back
- I wrote this on the fly in 2006 for a "Dick Cheney Shot a Guy in the Face" song contest. (I got 2nd place).
- Boy Wonder: Karaoke version
- The Nashville (wall of sound) version, without vocals.
Notespeller - book
Music workbook for learning note names- how to spell them, read them, draw them on both treble and bass clefs. (a supplement to any teaching method). Full of humorous stories. Written by Carla Ulbrich, published by Alfred Knopf 2002.
- Get it from the publisher: Alfred Knopf Publishing
- Add to CCNow Cart Get it from the author
- CCNow processes the order; Carla mails it.
"Waffle Ho" - buttons
- Add to CCNow Cart Get the buttons here (and only here)
- Yellow button, spoof of Waffle House Sign (last 3 letters blacked out).
Credit card fulfillment by CCNow, order fulfillment by Carla herself.
Difficult Last Name Club - button
1.5" White button with black ink
Carla U Tshirt Shop - shirts/ mugs
- Cafe Press
- Bunches of Carla U stuff here, including clocks, tshirts, mugs, hoodies. Make people wonder where you went to college. These items are only available through Cafe Press.