Carla Ulbrich: Buy CDs
All 5 CDs "Box set" - CDs
Ok there's no actual box. But get all 5 Carla CDs for a song. A lot of songs for a song.
Her Fabulous Debut, Professional Smart Aleck, Sick Humor, Leftovers and Live From Outer Space.
$49.99 + $5.50 shipping
Her Fabulous Debut, Professional Smart Aleck, Sick Humor, Leftovers and Live From Outer Space.
$49.99 + $5.50 shipping
Live From Outer Space - CD
Carla's 5th CD. Recorded live in concert at Sirius XM's Performance Theater, with not one, but two guest Klingons. Released September 2009.
$12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
$12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
Leftovers - CD
Carla's 4th recording, a "rare tracks" CD. Released May 2009. There are just a few copies left.
You can get the album as a digital download at itunes or CD Baby (click the CD cover below). CD Baby may still have a few physical copies as well.
And until this small stash runs out, you can get the CD from me here. $12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
You can get the album as a digital download at itunes or CD Baby (click the CD cover below). CD Baby may still have a few physical copies as well.
And until this small stash runs out, you can get the CD from me here. $12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness - CD
Carla's 3rd CD, in its 3rd pressing. 10 parodies from the patient's perspective on topics such as waiting rooms, losing your butt, bad phlebotomists, peeing in a jug, and prednisone. Highly recommended for nurses and medical staff and those with a chronic illness and a sense of humor. Makes a great gift. Released summer 2004. $12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
Professional Smart Aleck (live) - CD
Carla's 2nd CD, in its 3rd pressing. A live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC in October 2001. General humor about dating, Wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs. Released in Feb. 2003.
$12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
$12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
Her Fabulous Debut - CD
Carla's 1st CD, now in its third pressing. Recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say.
$12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
$12.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage
"Waffle Ho" - buttons
$1.00 each
Difficult Last Name Club - button
1" White button with black ink $1.00 each
Notespeller - book
Music workbook for learning note names- how to spell them, read them, draw them. 2 versions available:
- treble-clef only (self-published, only available here)
- treble and bass clefs mixed together in one book, published by Alfred Knopf 2002.
Treble-clef only version (self-published) available here for $5.99
Treble/ Bass version available from Alfred Knopf:
- treble-clef only (self-published, only available here)
- treble and bass clefs mixed together in one book, published by Alfred Knopf 2002.
Treble-clef only version (self-published) available here for $5.99
Treble/ Bass version available from Alfred Knopf:
Exclusive MP3s (not available elsewhere) - MP3s
These are MP3s that are not on any CDs. You can only get them here. 99 cents each.
- Cheney's Got Your Back (99c)
- I wrote this on the fly in 2006 for a "Dick Cheney Shot a Guy in the Face" song contest. (I got 2nd place).
- Boy Wonder: Karaoke version (99c)
- The Nashville (wall of sound) version, without vocals.
- Now and Later (w/ Grant Livingston) (99c)
- Rare track: This is a recording of me and Grant Livingston (on guitar) from (the now defunct) Main Street Cafe in Homestead, FL. We were giving out goofy door prizes. This is the only time we ever performed this song.
- Duet with a Klingon (live, solo) (99c)
- It's a "duet," done solo. Live at Main Street Cafe.
Duet without a Klingon - mp3
"Duet with a Klingon" (studio version), minus the Klingon. Have fun with this at karaoke night, or at a con on stage.
What Child Is This (Instrumental) - MP3 SIngle
Here's an airy little arrangement I wrote for solo guitar. Not humorous. Kind of meditative in fact.
This track is available on the Hudson Harding Christmas Compilation Vol. 4, or right here for 79 cents.
This track is available on the Hudson Harding Christmas Compilation Vol. 4, or right here for 79 cents.
- Buy the MP3 here
- via payloadz.com
F word song - CD single
There are 4 available versions of this song:
Live at the Soho pickin Party (bleeped) (on "If I Had the Copyright" single)
Live at the Bluebird Cafe (unbleeped) (on "If I Had the Copyright" single, Best of Red Peters Vol. 1, and in the movie "F**K")
Live at XM Radio (bleeped) (on "Live From Outer Space)
The sound effects version (recorded at WLRN) (on "Leftovers")
All 4 versions are on itunes.
Live at the Soho pickin Party (bleeped) (on "If I Had the Copyright" single)
Live at the Bluebird Cafe (unbleeped) (on "If I Had the Copyright" single, Best of Red Peters Vol. 1, and in the movie "F**K")
Live at XM Radio (bleeped) (on "Live From Outer Space)
The sound effects version (recorded at WLRN) (on "Leftovers")
All 4 versions are on itunes.
Carla U Tshirt Shop - shirts/ mugs
- Cafe Press
- Bunches of Carla U stuff here, including clocks, tshirts, mugs, hoodies. Make people wonder where you went to college. These items are only available through Cafe Press.