Carla Ulbrich: Buy CDs
Leftovers - CD
New CD! Available in August 2008.
15 songs. Some rarely-heard tracks, a few that are overdue for being released on CD, and a few new wild versions of old favorites. Song list: - What If Your girlfriend Was Gone (super twang version) -Boy Wonder (giant wall of sound version) -Open the Car Door -Duet with a Klingon (live) -Now and Later (live with grant Livingston) -If I Had the Copyright (live, *uncensored*) -We Don't Need a WalMart (with Bob Malone) -Snickers song (parody) -W is listening -If I Did It (OJ song) -National A**hole Directory -The Nth Day of Xmas -Guardian Angel -Put it on the List -What If Your Butt Was Gone (Rap version)
15 songs. Some rarely-heard tracks, a few that are overdue for being released on CD, and a few new wild versions of old favorites. Song list: - What If Your girlfriend Was Gone (super twang version) -Boy Wonder (giant wall of sound version) -Open the Car Door -Duet with a Klingon (live) -Now and Later (live with grant Livingston) -If I Had the Copyright (live, *uncensored*) -We Don't Need a WalMart (with Bob Malone) -Snickers song (parody) -W is listening -If I Did It (OJ song) -National A**hole Directory -The Nth Day of Xmas -Guardian Angel -Put it on the List -What If Your Butt Was Gone (Rap version)
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Her Fabulous Debut - CD
Carla's 1st CD, recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say. In its 3rd pressing.
- Get Her Fabulous Debut at CD Baby
- Download MP3s from Her Fabulous Debut at iTunes
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Professional Smart Aleck (live) - CD
Carla's 2nd CD, a live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC in October 2001. General humor about dating, Wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs. Carla had 2 strokes in Jan. 2002 (before the CD editing was complete), so the CD was released in Feb. 2003 after the dust settled.
- Get Professional Smart Aleck at CD Baby
- Download songs from Professional Smart Aleck from iTunes
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Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness - CD
Carla's 3rd CD. 10 parodies from the patient's perspective on topics such as waiting rooms, losing your butt, bad phlebotomists, peeing in a jug, and prednisone. Highly recommended for nurses and medical staff(not doctors, though) and those with a chronic illness and a sense of humor.
- Get the Sick Humor CD at CD Baby
- Download MP3s of songs from Sick Humor at itunes
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If I Had the Copyright - MP3
This is an individual song about the F word. Available in 2 versions: Live and uncensored at the Bluebird Cafe, and Live and "bleeped" (with a noisemaker) at the Soho Pickin' Party. It would have been on Professional Smart Aleck, but I didn't want to put any cuss words on my CD and I didn't have the bleeped version figured out yet.
- Download If I Had the Copyright (The F Word song) on itunes
- This song is presently only available as an MP3. It will be included on Carla's 4th CD.
Notespeller - book
Music workbook for learning note names- how to spell them, read them, draw them on both treble and bass clefs. (a supplement to any teaching method). Full of humorous stories. Written by Carla Ulbrich, published by Alfred Knopf 2002.
- Get it from the publisher: Alfred Knopf Publishing
- World's 3rd largest sheet music retailer.
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"Waffle Ho" - buttons
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- Yellow button, spoof of Waffle House Sign (last 3 letters blacked out).
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Difficult Last Name Club - button
1.5" White button with black ink
Carla U Tshirt Shop - shirts/ mugs
- Cafe Press
- Bunches of Carla U stuff here, including clocks, tshirts, mugs, hoodies. Make people wonder where you went to college. These items are only available through Cafe Press.